This is for the Panhandle Floridians...
We all know how awful spring break, summer break, Blue Angels shows, and all the random accidents are. Six months out of the year we need to become hermits to avoid the tourist traffic just to go to the store because 98 is yet again backed up for miles because of the bridges to the beaches. This patch is to help ease the pain of 98 during any traffic jam, and would be a perfect gift for anyone who lives down in these sweltering summers and 7-day long winters.
I made sure to have 2 versions: one SFW and one NSFW (which is the one we all really think when we're at yet another standstill).
IMPORTANT NOTE: I make each and every patch myself in my home office. It’s a pretty long, active labor process, especially with an adventurous toddler around. Please allow a few days to a week or two for your order to ship out, I will get your patch(es) made as soon as I can.
~Patch Measurements~
3" (7.5cm) Wide, 3" (7.5cm) Tall
Original artwork 100% owned by me. Every step of the production and order fulfillment is done completely by me in the USA (somewhere along the LOVELY Highway 98 lol).
This is for the Panhandle Floridians...
We all know how awful spring break, summer break, Blue Angels shows, and all the random accidents are. Six months out of the year we need to become hermits to avoid the tourist traffic just to go to the store because 98 is yet again backed up for miles because of the bridges to the beaches. This patch is to help ease the pain of 98 during any traffic jam, and would be a perfect gift for anyone who lives down in these sweltering summers and 7-day long winters.
I made sure to have 2 versions: one SFW and one NSFW (which is the one we all really think when we're at yet another standstill).
IMPORTANT NOTE: I make each and every patch myself in my home office. It’s a pretty long, active labor process, especially with an adventurous toddler around. Please allow a few days to a week or two for your order to ship out, I will get your patch(es) made as soon as I can.
~Patch Measurements~
3" (7.5cm) Wide, 3" (7.5cm) Tall
Original artwork 100% owned by me. Every step of the production and order fulfillment is done completely by me in the USA (somewhere along the LOVELY Highway 98 lol).
